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This would be no more than a routine spam, except for the "However," which suddenly makes it strangely poignant.

Hello,

I wish to seek your consent for a partnership project. However my name is Mr. Rodney
Smith. Kindly get back to me to confirm the receipt of this message so that I will
give you full details of the project.

I am waiting for your response

Warm regards
Mr. Rodney Smith
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In spam today:

FORGIVE MY INDIGNATION IF THIS MESSAGE COMES TO YOU AS A SURPRISE AND MAY OFFEND YOUR PERSONALITY.

I dunno. There's something about this which cheers me up a bit.
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Today in spam:

"Massage your way into an exciting career!"

I bet.
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"Your watch will obey you like a good child."

Leaving aside the understanding of what constitutes a "good child," I had never thought that the plague of disobedient watches was really a great problem of the modern world. Always something new to learn.
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"A new copier lets you be fruitful and multiply"

Umm ...

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